Real Life Books
An Extract from ‘From Albion to Shangri-La’
I attempted to be mad at ‘Nstein – asked him what on earth he was doing terrifying young girls by falling about violently, naked, abusive, pissing on the bed of absurdities…
He laughed in a slurred, cackly, moan,
‘Eh? You taught me that one, that’s what you do…’
I couldn’t argue with him.
I remember the infamous Pink Tower lampissing incident.
Tried to kill myself as a birthday treat for ‘Nstein by using a lash of piss as an electricity conductor but only succeeded in short-circuiting the whole house.
TO PRE-ORDER ‘FROM ALBION TO SHANGRI-LA’ CLICK HERE